Monday, October 6, 2008

paranoid android

Usually when I am internet stalking boys somewhere public I have this terrible fear that someone walking by or at the table next to me will recognize one of said stalkees as I pull up pictures, and call me out on it. That or they will just tell the dude and I will never know but he will always think I'm creepy. Which in a way is even worse than the first option of public embarrassment.

But instead of not internet stalking, I always just try to find a seat that keeps my computer facing a wall. Or I tilt my screen forward a lot so no one can see it.

And both of these things make me think I am clever and winning at being discrete (nevermind the fact that you know...I'm internet stalking still).

2 comments:

i i eee said...

Oh how I pride myself on my internet stalkeress skills.

If only people knew.

Twinkie said...

Its like when I used to stare at people on the nyc subway while wearing sunglasses. For some reason I would think that my sunglasses made me invisible to people.