I hate to "burst your bubble" but I can out chew any gum chewer and well ... let's just say that I am proof against Naomi's theory. Maybe I'm chewing the WRONG gum though, mine is not laced with crack cocaine (which according to Stephen Colbert = awesome).
What I think Janice failed to mention is that they are only chewing gum when they aren't smoking, so it's actually the smoking that keeps them skinny ... sort of like how L Lohan tried to tell everyone that she learned to eat right and exercise, but really she just learned to snort right - false accreditation.
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I hate to "burst your bubble" but I can out chew any gum chewer and well ... let's just say that I am proof against Naomi's theory. Maybe I'm chewing the WRONG gum though, mine is not laced with crack cocaine (which according to Stephen Colbert = awesome).
well, and Naomi's source was Janice Dickinson so there's that...but I might be interested in Colbert's crack gum regardless.
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Vague enough for ya?
That't funny. I actaully heard a doctor tell a patient that chewing gum helps the bowels move so that makes sense. Yay for gum.
What I think Janice failed to mention is that they are only chewing gum when they aren't smoking, so it's actually the smoking that keeps them skinny ... sort of like how L Lohan tried to tell everyone that she learned to eat right and exercise, but really she just learned to snort right - false accreditation.
Mmmm...hmmm. And skinny people don't have problems either. No really, it's true. (LOL)
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