Wednesday, August 5, 2009

people get ready

On Tuesday I went to Provo to hang out with Danny and to go see the cobblestoned Forever 21 (so sophisticated!). But before Danny got in my car I looked to my passenger seat and console,

and got a little depressed.

But then in the mall parking I saw this,

and my emotional mode switched from depression to rage.

9 comments:

Naomi said...

That mother has never had a need for a Costco-size tampon box.

Mimi said...

DAMN! That girls been busy!!! She's gonna need another car with a bigger back window soon. But really, do you need to have that many kids??? It's just overkill! Only in"Happy Valley" would you ever see such a thing.

heather said...

Is that 10 or 11 kids? And what is CKU or bust? Does that mean "Creating Keepsakes University? She has time for scrapping on top of having a billion kids?

i i eee said...

I hope she's trying to be Brangelina and not the Clown Car Vagina. That, or someone's a little fertility meds-happy. Someone should let that poor woman know that she can still be a good mother even if she is only birthing one child at a time.

Anonymous said...

first, i love you and your passenger seat.

second, i'm confused. is that third person a younger, hotter poly wife or the slutty 17 year old daughter? also, which one of those options is worse?

Lee said...

What does CKU mean, anyway? Is it a girl thing like the rest of this post?

Greg and Jayne said...

Yikes, you guys are tough! Good thing people like the Cliffords or I'd be in trouble for making so many of them.

Ems said...

CKU is Creating Keepsake University...from what I can tell it's a scrapbooking convention/party that is held in various locations around the country and specifically in Provo right now.

AP said...

Good thing you explained that, because the only thing I could come up with was Celestial Kingdom University, which I have to say made me throw up a little.